ALMOST
I almost put my sneakers on
To go out for a run,
But then decided watching sports
Would be a lot more fun.
I almost chose to ride my bike
When I went to the mall,
But then decided driving there
Was faster after all.
I almost bought a healthy lunch
When I went to the store,
But tasted German sausages
And knew I wanted more.
I almost took three flights of stairs
When I went to go home,
But then the elevator came,
As did my friend Jerome.
I almost parked my car last week
The farthest space away,
But then the forecast called for rain
Which made it a bad day.
I almost put the ice cream back
Before I went to bed,
But said I’d start that plan next week
And ate two scoops instead.
I had a major heart attack
Last night I almost died.
I almost made excuses but –
The truth won’t be denied.
so much for new year's resolutions.
ReplyDeleteWell that is certainly a good way of avoiding tomorrow...(sorry about that pause)...I was just doing some exercises!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Thanks for stopping by!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, your diet sounds just like mine... Lovely fun rhyme too!
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